Day One

Things I have learned since I bought a house, got a dog, got married and made a baby. First things first buying a house. Never signed so many papers in my life. I never knew home ownership was so much fun. summer time wasn't bad mow the grass once a week take a nap on the swing i can get use to this. Then winter came who knew a gutter could freeze to a solid block of ice. It's been snow, shovel, salt repeat. Is it spring yet.

Now on to the dog. I didn't want a dog right away at first but my wife knew i couldn't say no so first night in the house she bring a dog home his name was Jackson a American Bulldog Lab mix or so the SPCA said . At first I was mad but he grew on me. He didn't last long though he wasn't meant for city life. He broke free from his chain and attacked another dog. So this is how we found out the SPCA has a return policy with a 90 day pick a new dog policy. So this brings us to dog number two Bear he's a Jug for those of you playing at home that's a Jack Russel Pug mix. Which makes him a hybrid. He is the weirdest dog I've ever met. First night we had him me and a friend were in the living room look over and wow didn't know a dog could jack off. Learn something new every day with this dog. When he has to poops he has to run around in circles in the yard barking until the package is delivered will call it. He pees more than a pregnant women. On my days off me and the dog pass out on the couch together. he sleeps more that a person with narcolepsy. When he sleeps a freight train plowing through my house wouldn't wake him up, thought he was dead one night. But I still love him.

Now on to marriage. What to say well first I cried but not as much as the maid of honor. Now that were married everyone ask me if i feel different. the answer is nope now it's just legal now. On to the baby making i couldn't be more excited were having a boy. The thought of a little me scares so people but for us we love the idea. Having a pregnant wife is fun in it's self i think her and the dog have contest who pees more he's still winning for now. That and I love the baby bump.