It's Almost Time For Baby

The title says it best it's almost time for baby. The next person that ask me if I'm ready for sleepless night I'm going to slap I don't sleep now so when Ethan is here what the difference, and the next person that ask me if I am scared YES but do I show it NO. Any who his room is painted and all decked out in firemen stuff i don't know why LOL. As for my beautiful wife I'm going to miss the baby bump it's so cute the way she wobbles through the house. I can feel something through her belly I'm thinking it's a foot cause I can make him kick sometimes. Waiting for the big day.

Starting To Think The Dogs On Crack

So Bear has started to just drop what he is doing and licking things. Random things like the speakers or the side of the couch. And now since the snow is melting he's falling through what use to be ice. I hate to laugh but its funny to watch him face plant. Also never feed this dog any dog food with chicken in it just a fair warning. This is a dog that farts and then smiles after words. 

I Use To Like Valentines Day Until Today

Until today I linked Valentines Day. Spent my entire putting out flowers 64 boxes to be exact. On top of all that i was pulled 20 different directions. Some days I hate my job. Other than that I picked up the baby's crib today now I just have to paint his room to build the crib and get the ball rolling the end of May comes quick.

Day One

Things I have learned since I bought a house, got a dog, got married and made a baby. First things first buying a house. Never signed so many papers in my life. I never knew home ownership was so much fun. summer time wasn't bad mow the grass once a week take a nap on the swing i can get use to this. Then winter came who knew a gutter could freeze to a solid block of ice. It's been snow, shovel, salt repeat. Is it spring yet.

Now on to the dog. I didn't want a dog right away at first but my wife knew i couldn't say no so first night in the house she bring a dog home his name was Jackson a American Bulldog Lab mix or so the SPCA said . At first I was mad but he grew on me. He didn't last long though he wasn't meant for city life. He broke free from his chain and attacked another dog. So this is how we found out the SPCA has a return policy with a 90 day pick a new dog policy. So this brings us to dog number two Bear he's a Jug for those of you playing at home that's a Jack Russel Pug mix. Which makes him a hybrid. He is the weirdest dog I've ever met. First night we had him me and a friend were in the living room look over and wow didn't know a dog could jack off. Learn something new every day with this dog. When he has to poops he has to run around in circles in the yard barking until the package is delivered will call it. He pees more than a pregnant women. On my days off me and the dog pass out on the couch together. he sleeps more that a person with narcolepsy. When he sleeps a freight train plowing through my house wouldn't wake him up, thought he was dead one night. But I still love him.

Now on to marriage. What to say well first I cried but not as much as the maid of honor. Now that were married everyone ask me if i feel different. the answer is nope now it's just legal now. On to the baby making i couldn't be more excited were having a boy. The thought of a little me scares so people but for us we love the idea. Having a pregnant wife is fun in it's self i think her and the dog have contest who pees more he's still winning for now. That and I love the baby bump.